illest:

I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

dietchola:

why is every girl prettier than me

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

perspectave:

i would sit in my underwear with you at 2am

bl-ossomed:

i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance i’ll cry

(Source: suqmydiqtbh)

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me